These days........
Alright , time to update the blog .. First of all, there was raining cats and dogs on tuesday evening .. The wind was superbly STRONG .. just like a hurricane but weaker .. And the rain lasted for 1 hour.. Well, the reason for that rain was that it hadn't been raining for a few days.. So it's a good thing that it rained on that day ..
Next stop, what happened next was during English lesson .. The teacher gave us a surprise by bringing in a radio into the class then played some songs .. One of them was this :
JJ and Ean's parody of If I Were A Boy by Beyonce
IF I WERE THE BOSSIf I were the boss
*mornin boss how r u? bagus bagus...*
Even just for a day
*one chance only u know..what will u do ar? tats y im tellin u la..wait la..*
I would change the station name from Hitz to Radio Ean and JJ
*tats a nice ring to it.. tats y, just for u bro..*
If I were the boss
*wat will uuuuu do?*
Work will start on Tuesday
*wat do u think? i like i like, Wednesday also can*
We will end the week on Thursday and everyday will be halfday
*maybe 2hrs onli..better*
If I were the boss
I think I could understand
How it feels to work on budget
And give a raise of 20cent
Hang out with the girls
*babe apa khabar?..bagus~*
And be hard on the guys
*sori ar brother..have to la, cari makan*
Might dispatch me riding Harleys
Our trips will be to Bali
If we bankrupt I will break down and cry
If I were the boss
I'll come up with a plan
*check it out ar..ehem ehem*
Make everyone do all the work
Take the credit and look like the man
*wah banyak handal ar u..thank u thank u*
If I were the boss
My lunch break would be 2days
*wah so long ar..yala then onli enuf time to eat*
I have PS3 in my room 200inch LCD and play all day
My way..JJ
If I were the boss
I think I could understand
How it feels to work on budget
And give a raise of 20cent
Hang out with the girls
*u looking very pretty today, naik gaji*
And be hard on the guys
*hey she looks pretty ok u do all her work..nonsense*
Might dispatch me riding Harleys
Our trips will be to Bali
If we bankrupt I wil break down and cry
Cause I will always come in late
Just to show who I'm
And if I was a girl I wil make them all call me Ma'am
*mornin Ma'am*
If you thought I would be nicer
Then you thought it wrong~
*adui sakit..tarikla sikit*
But we are not the boss
*i knw tis sadly..haih...*
So we cannot cuti....cannot cuti..
Come to office really early
To try to make some money
So we can open stall jual nasi
*goreng, pattaya, kandar, lemak, wat else ar? ah..dagang.. so now wat do we do? i dunno..wait for the song to finish la cuz we r not the boss.. o yea...tunggu boss cakap la..boss..boss..okok thank u...ok bye boss..*
After that, the teacher asked us to make our own lyrics using the song's melody ( If i were a boy ) .. What we're supposed to do was do almost the same thing like the Hitz.FM morning crew did .. So, we came up with our lyrics in a group .. So this is what we got ..
The lyrics were greatly changed alot because teacher said that it was very RACIST.. So, i apologize for the crosses that had been scribbled on the lyrics ..
(PLEASE DON'T POST ANY BAD COMMENTS ABOUT THE LYRICS SINCE IT'S SOMEONE'S MASTERPIECE)
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